| And I twenty-twoed that dude |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|12:00 am] |
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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
( Meme. )
Tagging: whoever wants to do this because I'm lazy and have to pee, I just realized.
I started writing again, about pomegranates and Alaska and family. So far, it's kind of quiet and lonely. |
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| This is just my brain barfing out my thoughts |
[Nov. 7th, 2009|11:46 pm] |
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Sometimes I have these moments where I feel like I'm waking up from a dream and I've just been dropped into this life, which is funny because I've been doing things to create the life I have now. Like I just realize, "Oh my god, I'm a self-sufficient adult with a job. I have an apartment and bills and a family who cares about me and wants me to bring a pie to Thanksgiving and a boyfriend and other people who care about me. There are people who like me? I graduated college?" I don't know how to explain it. It sounds stupid probably. I'm just amazed at how much of my life is actually dependent on things I do, rather than have done to me. Maybe I just have this mindset because I come from a dysfunctional family, and when you're a kid, you don't have too much control over what happens to you. You learn that nothing is stable and to expect anything. And I do mean anything.
So all week I've been sick, and I've been working and sleeping a lot (and playing KH: 385/2 days, which I would be playing right now if I wasn't writing this). Also, I guess I am an adult now, and I realize that I miss the world view/optimism I had as a kid. What's different is that I believe in just about nothing now, as opposed to everything then, and there's also just that feeling of possibility. You have your whole life ahead of you, and you're told again and again that "you can be anything you want to be." I can't believe I'm even saying this when it's not like I'm eighty or anything. I'm twenty-two. And there are plenty of awesome eighty-year-olds out there doing amazing things for the first time in their lives still.
If I ever start disliking Christmas and/or stop getting excited over it, I really will have to be sad. I don't believe in heaven or god or Santa, and I'm not sure if we have souls (the idea that we might just die and turn to dirt scares the crap out of me), and I'm pretty sure there is a monster sleeping inside all of us and the hungriest ones sometimes sleep in the unlikeliest of places - but Christmas is awesome. I'm always the first to wake up, and I get everybody else up. I love how I can be as cheesy and tacky as possible this one day of the year, and it's encouraged. Everyone has a sense of purpose on that day and is so happy, and the same things happen pretty much every year and it doesn't bother me. Feel the nostalgia~ Oh, and there is EGG NOG and fruitcake and I like both of those because I'm a freak. Last year, my dad drunkenly hit a fire hydrant in the FJ Cruiser, and it still didn't mess up my Christmas groove.
I'm going with my roommate to work tomorrow - she wants to go to Tim Hortons, and work is right next to there, so I get to sleep in and not have to do the two hour bus thing. ♥ YIP YIP.
I hope you all had a good Halloween. I spent mine in the hospital with Ben because he had a Crohn's Disease attack. He was in there for a few days. Then he suddenly showed up at my work with his parents and a rat trap, because they thought it was funny that I told them that those traps freak me out. I refused to take it, and they refused to take it back. So my manager played with it ("Look, I can make it jump! God, I love this thing."), and it snapped on his thumb. This is probably the first job I've had where my bosses don't suck. |
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| My cat the weirdo |
[Oct. 27th, 2009|09:49 pm] |
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Despite having a nasal feeding tube and a cone,
BUDDY IS EATING SOLID FOOD AGAIN
YES, ALREADY
We still have to squirt the liquid diet mixture and water through the tube, though. He has to regain his strength, and I don't want his health to depend on whether or not he'll eat solid food until he's totally recovered.
He enjoys tilting his cone head back and showering me with a spray of snot because he occasionally gets sneezing fits. It must be because of the tube.
I'm so glad I didn't put him to sleep. Buddy, you finicky dork.
In other news, EXHAUSTED. Woke up at 7, boarded public transportation at around 8:04, did bank stuff/mailed gas bill/bought foodstuffs for the day before work, and worked from 10 am to 9 pm since someone called in sick. Arrrgh my feet. |
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[Oct. 26th, 2009|06:50 pm] |
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I decided to go with the nasal feeding tube for a couple of weeks after all after talking to the vet. Buddy will be able to walk around like he always does and won't be lying around with a giant tube down his throat like I pictured. The vet said sometimes this happens with cats, they just decide to stop eating. But she said that in about 90% of the cases once they start getting fed again, it's like a switch flips in their brain and they go back to eating normally. He's also got serious issues with his mouth again because of his auto-immune issues but his internal organs are all apparently healthy. Something just didn't feel right about putting him to sleep.
We'll have to use a syringe to squirt food into the tube. An upside of this is that we can crush his medicine and squirt it down there, too. I never thought I'd do this, but hell, it's worth a shot. If he doesn't eat normally after a couple of weeks, then I'll decide where to go from there.
I was up all night and am so exhausted, but my cousin Becca, her baby, and her significant other are moving into my mom's house. I have work 10-6 tomorrow and should get all my laundry and stuff out of here. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2009|05:29 pm] |
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Buddy's euthanasia appointment is on Monday. I was given the option of that or a feeding tube. |
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| And things are just not looking up |
[Oct. 21st, 2009|11:32 am] |
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Giving Buddy pills is a lot like what I imagine performing an exorcism on a cat would be like, minus the whole thing with the crosses and the holy water. The chanting is still there, but I guess mine is more of a pleading. I'm wearing some of my mom's Victoria's Secret Pink clothes (and man, it feels weird wearing clothes that are not your own) because my clothes got splattered with Buddy's blood. His mouth looks better, but he stopped eating again and he's spent the last hour crying to be let out of the bathroom where I put his food, and I feel like shit. There are probably people who think I'm a selfish monster for not just putting him to sleep, but as long as I feel like he has fight left in him, I don't want to give up on him. Maybe this is his way of telling me he's given up the fight. I just don't know.
My awesome roommate left me some Thai vegetable soup in the fridge and my sister's friend wants to take pictures of my apartment because he has a thing for old houses, so I'll probably hang out there for a bit today. I bought some plastic sheeting to finish up winterizing the apartment and am thinking about doing it when Jessica's not there to surprise her.
Edit: So I just found a giant chunk of tapeworm in some cat throw up. I'm thinking this is probably part of the problem? Buddy's mouth was acting up, anyway, but I think this might explain a lot. |
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| HELLO |
[Oct. 19th, 2009|08:56 pm] |
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I don't even know where to start, it's been so long since I updated. I can't believe I didn't update last month at all. :O Part of this is because my life has been really hectic and has undergone some serious changes in such a short amount of time, part of it is because I spend a great amount of time in places with no Internet access (and the Internet at my apartment that I moved into - yes, I have my own place now :D - isn't working again, so I'm writing this at my mom's), and part of it is that I've been using Facebook and the longer you go without updating a journal, the less you want to update it because there's so much more to say.
( A little about my new apartment, sick cat, drunk dad, applying for grad school, and other fun stuff. ) |
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| It's actually pretty accurate |
[Aug. 27th, 2009|12:13 am] |
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Stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) kame_pie:
Your result for The Love Styles Test...
43% Eros, 11% Ludus, 68% Storge, 21% Pragma, 46% Mania, 68% AgapeAt various times, everyone takes on different aspects of each of the love styles. No one is just one style or another. However, we each have styles that we may tend towards more than the others. Also, no one style is necessarily better or worse than any other. It's more important to find what works for each of us as individuals, and figure out how to enjoy our love in a healthy and positive way. The descriptions below were taken from Close Relationships Research by Susan S. Hendrick and Wikipedia's entry on Love Styles. I highly recommend checking out these resources if you find this subject interesting. ( Ridiculously long quiz explanation. )MUCH HAS HAPPENED LJ, including that I finally managed to get a job. But it's not a writing job in Pittsburgh. (I did get an e-mail for a writing internship, saying they could schedule me in for an interview, but it wasn't going to be paid.) It's a part-time job in Erie where I'll be selling/accepting trades for video games, movies, TV series, and CDs. It's sort of a long story, but the short of it is that I'll probably be in Erie for another year. Edit: LOOOOOOL I use the head of my penis for many things. God, I should've done better considering that I am a female what
Your result for Understanding the Female Orgasm...
Good Understanding73% knowledge! You know how the male body compares to the female body and can use that to your advantage. You realize that the way you stimulate the head of the penis is the same way you stimulate the clitoris. I am sure you have a happy partner. I am also sure that you are aware of the importance of communicating with her in order for you both to be able to achieve the bests orgasms you can.
Take Understanding the Female Orgasm at HelloQuizzy
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| Save Egyptian cats :o |
[Aug. 14th, 2009|02:28 am] |
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This is an awesome site. Basically, I was procrastinating and reading about Egyptian Maus, and this Egyptian Mau Rescue Organization site came up in a search.
Egyptian Mau cats are the oldest known descendents of the domestic cat, existing since Pharaonic times, and they are the only naturally occurring small spotted cat in the world.
However, Maus are facing possible extinction. In their homeland, they are currently unrecognized, routinely poisoned, and often suffer from endemic feline diseases. Outside of Egypt, many Maus are also endangered due to interbreeding and lack of new bloodlines.
They have some seriously adorable cats up for adoption and are also looking for escorts to fly the cats places. So if any of you are planning to visit Egypt, it's something to consider. :3 Also, it's possible to make a donation on their website.
Aaaand Buddy actually has spots on his belly. Maybe he's part Egyptian Mau I wouldn't say he's a small spotted cat, though. The term "hefty" comes to mind. |
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| I would quail in fright if this came riding toward me |
[Aug. 11th, 2009|01:14 am] |
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Six more levels in Persona 3, and I'll be able to fuse THIS. (Warning: not worksafe.) I also have to wait to fuse Jesus and Satan, but it's comin', it's comin'. This game is freaking awesome.
Edit: Also, I wish my sister didn't think the entire Internet was equivalent to a Yahoo chatroom. EVERYONE IS LYING
ALL YOU GUYS ARE HAIRY OLD MEN WITH TINY DICKS
Oh my god, how much energy would it seriously take to lie about every little detail of your life and pretend to take a genuine interest in things that a sexual predator and/or psycho could care less about? I've met three people who I met online first (I figure a lot of people have probably met way more than that), and shockingly, they were neither liars nor rapists.
But what do I know, I'm just setting myself up for raep here. |
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| TEARS AND BLOOD |
[Aug. 9th, 2009|10:53 am] |
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Just deleted a ton of icons, mostly inactive, which I should've done mooooonths ago when I decided to stop having a paid account. Oh god, I know I don't need 103 icons, that no one needs 103 icons, but it is seriously hard to work from that down to only fifteen icons. This decision was spurred by the fact that I have no Get Backers or Persona 3 icons and have spent this week rewatching Get Backers and playing Persona 3: FES in between visiting my grandmother at the hospital and cleaning/cooking/doing stuff my mom can't do while she's at the hospital.
I somehow need to make more icon room for AT LEAST ONE Akihiko icon because he is the bombdiggity yessir.
Anyway, what happened with my grandmother is that my uncle who lives with her (along with a coworker and my uncle's girlfriend who was going to be his fifth wife but then she found out about his four previous wives and she has four kids well five technically if you count the one she gave to her sister) came downstairs and discovered that she had fallen on the floor. She says that she "just lost her balance" and is clumsy, but then again, she also is apparently in the beginning stages of dementia. My mom suspected that she was, but then my grandma kept going on and on about how "your father found me," and I realized that she thought Uncle Joe was my dad. :/ However, she's still aware of who I am and has been asking for me. The doctors are still not sure if she had a stroke.
Right now she's going through physical rehab and got a cast on her wrist since she fractured it in the fall. She hasn't been the most thoughtful of grandmothers, not even calling my mom on her birthday actually, but I still love her and don't want to see her suffer. My mom's been busy going to the hospital so that meant extreme housework and cooking and laundry for me - but I've been at Ben's house for a couple days and my mom just informed me that my sister Kaity actually cleaned a bathroom and did some dishes. My response: "Oh my god, are you serious? Did hell freeze over? Wait, am I on speaker phone?"
Ben and I are going back to Erie today so we can go to my aunt's 42nd Hitchhiker's themed birthday party. I get to see her new dog. And of course, I'll be excited to see Buddy again. For people new to my journal, Buddy is MY PRIDE AND JOY~~~ my cat who just turned fourteen last week. He's basically the greatest cat that ever lived in the history of the world. He's so badass that it's almost enough to bring tears to my eyes.
My mom said it's going to be 95 degrees today. Thank god. The old people around here say this is the coldest summer they can ever remember. I've spent the last three nights covered in warm blankets, and I've still been a bit cold.
Last night, Ben and I went out and had a cup of coffee and then ate some pizza Lunchables in his car while a freaking tsunami of rain poured down around us. Also, we've been wrestling lately but stopped because I accidentally cracked Ben in the face with my knee and had to make him an ice pack. It's been a VERY ROMANTIC~ time at his parents' house. ♥ His mom is angry at him for sleeping the day away and hid his laptop away from him, so he took sleeping pills last night to regulate his sleep schedule. I didn't sleep last night at all, because I have a ton of things on my mind lately that are stressing me out. :D
His mom made blueberry pancakes, but neither of us are eating them. I didn't want to be rude, but I just got caught up in writing this entry. I think this may frustrate his parents for some reason, considering they've given us about five updates on them. "They're getting cold now!" and "Ben, get up and eat!" I miss my mom, because when she never hesitates to tell me exactly how/when I've done something to bother her. Also, the end of our first phone conversation this morning was her screaming in rage and pain because the dogs were walking on her hair. The second conversation was her apologizing for screaming.
Edit: Also, there's no coffee machine here. I didn't think I was that addicted to coffee, but I was up to two cups a day and now I'd gladly run naked across a cornfield just to get one.
Now that everyone here is arguing, I need that cup of coffee more than ever. |
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| Oh god I'm so in love look at how in love I am |
[Jul. 24th, 2009|07:50 pm] |
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My boyfriend wrote Suikoden 2 fanfic, and it's good. Words cannot express how awesome this is, so I'll just hump the air for a little bit. But he's driving to my house now, so I guess I can hump him when he gets here.
Something else that makes me want to hump the air:
http://www.history.com/content/jurassic-fight-club/turf-wars-game
DINO FIGHTING GAME. TEAR THAT SHIT UP. I was a Stegosaurus, which might seem boring, but it has seriously high offensive and defensive capabilities. Who needs speed when you're a fucking tank? Too bad it's too easy. D: You really can just buttonsmash Z, at least when you're a Stegosaurus.
Hey new friends from the friending meme! :D
★small fandoms★
friending meme |
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| It's in the top ten of most painful things I've ever read |
[Jul. 14th, 2009|12:17 pm] |
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KOS-MOS looked at Chaos. "That’s the problem I have, I think I’m in love with... Jr." KOS-MOS internally squealed 'o.m.g.' this is sooo hot!' she thought (a/n-ha that rhymed! im a poet! burn me!). "I was thinking since you are so beautiful, that you could help me look like a woman." He said with a blush. "I do not understand.," she said while internally sqee-ing again.
Going to Career Link today so I can get a freaking JOB.
Oh yeah, I read Pied Piper! Finally. I've wanted to know the story for a while. It was pretty good - I definitely feel a bit more enlightened as far as Ziggy goes. |
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| A MEETING OF GREAT MINDS |
[Jul. 13th, 2009|09:43 pm] |
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It's possible that chaos once met Benjamin Franklin. I want all of you to think on that now. |
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| HOW IS BABBY FORMED |
[Jul. 11th, 2009|11:10 pm] |
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I now actually have the doujinshi where this icon was taken from (I downloaded like...over thirty *_* because they were all together in several zipped files), and I have to say that the person who colored it did a fabulous job. Guh, I love P x E. I know it's pretty unoriginal of me and that there's tons of it, but I just can't help it. Phoenix is kinda obsessed wtih Edgeworth; Edgeworth would do just about anything for him. LOL @ how when Phoenix is royally pissed at Edgeworth for leaving his "special note," he gets Yuna Syndrome and continually refers to Edgeworth just as "him" and "that man." Aaand I totally forgot how hilarious Edgeworth is, with his "Psycholocks" business.
Although Godot/Phoenix is starting to look pretty good to me, too, after playing through most of Trials in Tribulations. And theeeeen I will have replayed all four lawyerly games. God, everytime I look at scans for the new Edgeworth game, I nearly crap my pants in excitement.
Anyway, some of the things these characters say are just... I mean, seriously, how am I not supposed to make the connections I do? Example:
Godot (to Phoenix): "You know, seeing you squirm like that reminds me...of a certain coffee's bitter-sweet bite."
(insert Phoenix wondering what kind of coffee Godot's been drinking, blah blah)
Maya: "It's not coffee, it's love! It's love that's bittersweet."
SHE SAID IT, NOT ME. It works, man, it just does. Because Mia lives on through Phoenix in a very big way, and Godot picks up on that. Well, everybody picks up on that. I just love that idea. Mia overcomes death when Maya channels her, yeah, but she transcends death in another way, because Phoenix learned so much from her and he's using that knowledge to impact other people's lives. You might think it's cheesy or sappy of me, but it makes me feel better to know that it is possible to live on after death in at least that way. I don't know if we have souls or what happens to us when we die, and it, you know, terrifies me slightly to think that my existence could in fact cease altogether.
Wow, I didn't intend to write about PW at all when I started writing this - I was going to write about how Pittsburgh apartment searching went (TERRIBLE) and how I started playing Xenosaga Ep. II (AWESOME) and how today there's a baby in my house and taking care of babies is a lot of work (TIRING). My sleep schedule is all messed up because I've been playing Xenosaga at night until 5 am, so I'll probably be the one to hold and feed Lily when she wakes up. The dogs won't stop barking at every little noise, and she keeps waking up. ;; Lily is the only baby Emma knows, and Emma won't leave her alone. She has to lick her feet and stand on her hind legs to watch her sleeping. She's the ultimate baby stalker.
I'll update about Pittsburgh and Xenosaga later (tomorrow?). Now I'm going to go make a cup of tea, see if my mom needs help with the baby, and possibly do good deeds for people in Xenosaga II because I am a good person and told a bunny that I would.
Edit: Oh, yeah, I saw Bruno with Ben! It was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be. For an excellent review, see Ben's entry here.
Edit 2: Was filled with fond memories of ficcing while I looked through old stuff I have written. Am seriously considering doing fic requests because that would get me writing again and it'd give me something fun to do while in between job hunting and playing games. |
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| "Maybe YOU should be stripped naked and run out for making a mockery of this court!" |
[Jul. 1st, 2009|04:11 pm] |
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You'd like that, Edgeworth, wouldn't you? :B PW IS SO GAY HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT SEE IT.
Don't know if any of you in the US saw, but Erie was on the national weather news yesterday! For our massive amounts of flooding. There were a couple streets that were underwater and houses that had their first floors half submerged. Our mayor was going around helping rescue people from their cars. I'm gonna go ask my sister if she has a disposable camera so I can take a picture of the house near our Target - this guy's pond exploded, with the end result that his shed is half underwater and probably at least one of the floors of his factory-thing is totally underwater. Ducks = happy, dude = not so much.
So after watching half The Count of Monte Cristo last night because it was a pirated copy and cut out (cue us screaming in horror, even though we've seen in a couple times before), Kaity and I went flood-watching. Most of it had cleared out, though. 'Cept for the deal with that guy's pond I just mentioned. He's pretty much fucked.
I was actually at Ben's house in Pittsfield when I saw the news. I had only been planning to stay for a night because Buddy's been sick and not eating so much, but then he started feeling better. Since I only packed one change of clothes and had already turned my underwear inside out, I decided to go home, but it was mostly because I was worried about the people I know in Erie. Luckily, I think nobody I know personally got screwed over.
Ben's birthday was the 29th! 8D He's a ripe old 23 now. I got him these things called Cool Feet which are suction feet you stick on your laptop so it doesn't overheat (he seemed happiest about this), a bento box with flying cats on it, and a really good smelling orange block of Lego-shaped soap.
We're getting things lined up for Pittsburgh! Even his parents were getting in on it. Like his mom sat down at the computer and had to have the address of one of the apartments we were considering so we could all look at it on Google Earth. So far, we have three appointments lined up for July 6th! And we're probably going to go to a CareerLinks there, which we heard about from a friend of Ben's. It's free, and they hook you up with a resume and try and help you get a job. I'm all for it!
This hilarious guy named Ron who sounds just like Bill's brother from Kill Bill informed me, "Well, there's a bunch of culinary art students living there... I dunno if that bothers you. I mean, they're not nosier than most people, but..." Me: "Er, sounds good to me!" When I told Ben about this story, he got extremely excited about the prospect of living with culinary students. Like VERY excited for some reason. XD Well, at least it'd smell good in there (hopefully?).
Last night, Ben said if we ever get two cats who are brothers, we should name them Albert and Caesar, after the characters from Suikoden III. Moments like that, I think we're meant for each other.
Edit: Man, it feels good to have bras that fit me again. 34B represent! I dropped a whole cup size in a year and still only weigh 112-114. Oh well. |
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| Lolllll |
[Jun. 27th, 2009|03:24 am] |
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cornbread4unme (1:37:07 AM): I just got done rescuing 13 people from the giant human-hating monsters
cornbread4unme (1:37:10 AM): One of them was a cat
cornbread4unme (1:37:24 AM): named Francois
tw3kr (1:37:46 AM): Did you... murder Francois?
cornbread4unme (1:38:22 AM): WHAT NO
Telling Ben about the Gnosis. :D
Props to Jr. for his running-and-moaning/panting session. Totally forgot about that until he interrupted my thoughts with it.
( Light spoilers. )
Ben and I are looking at apartments in Pittsburgh! We're making a list of places to check out. I gotta say that I've got my heart set on the cheapest with all utilities included (!), right next to Frick Park, with a Pepto-pink bathroom. Who knows what it's like in person, though? I need to get out of here before I end up on Dr. Phil. :/
ALSO I would like to say - after speaking with moontear, Wild ARMS: Alter Code F sounds like it's a lot more fun than the original I was playing. I should've gotten that one. It actually would've been cheaper, too, I think? |
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| BOOKS ARE MADE OF PAPER |
[Jun. 26th, 2009|01:50 am] |
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This announcement brought to you by Mary, of Xenosaga.
I just, just got to this part but wasn't expecting it because I forgot at what point Jr. drops in with his Wizard of Oz line. Which should be the first clue to anyone that he is fucking awesome. And it was so much better than the first time I played because then my thoughts were, "...Disembodied voice? Where'd this kid come from?"
Also, so much more appreciation for Ziggy this time 'round. I was reminded I was in the presence of something magical when I was running through that place with MOMO - it's amazing how the characters' personalities work with each other. I can totally buy the development of their relationships, because they're multilayered and complex, like the characters themselves.
If you're wondering why I'm saying all this, it's because I was desperately in need of a game like this shiiiiit son
Suikoden Tierkreis = huge disappointment. D: It didn't even feel like I was playing a Suikoden game. I know a lot of people hated 4 (I didn't think it was that bad, even though it was my least favorite...until this one), but that at least retained some of the classic Suikoden elements. Also, it's just boring and brings nothing to the table, which I think is my main problem with Wild ARMS. The battle system and the plot just bore the hell out of me. And Wild ARMS does this thing where you THINK you've run away, because the screen gets dark and the music fades...only then the battle screen comes back into focus and a thing pops up saying, "You were too slow!" I can literally feel my blood pressure spike when this happens SWEET JESUS D: D: D: It happens 80% of the time when you run away, too, I feel like.
Curry curry curry. Watch me take mah curry to Cherenkov. I read this FAQ earlier because I couldn't find a key on the Elsa, and it referred to him as Andrew all the time. For some reason, this made me laugh, and I showed it to Kaity and it made her laugh, too. My favorite one was "SHOWDOWN WITH ANDREW." He's just not someone I would ever call by his first name unless I was his mother.
...Who is probably dead by now. His life really does suck. :C |
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| More proof I need to get a job |
[Jun. 25th, 2009|03:23 am] |
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Ballllls. I haven't been able to find much good fanfic lately. (I haven't been looking super hard, either, but still.) I know it's usually not a good idea to click on a story if they spell summary as "summery" and yeah, I know that's making me sound like a snob. ...Maybe.
*breaks out into Mulan song* THIS IS WHAT YOU GIVE ME TO WORK WITH~ WELL HONEY I'VE SEEN WORSE~
I clicked it, anyway. The phrase "rode out his orgasm in guilty waves" will stay with me for a while.
Also, I was bored and felt like my stomach region was aflame so I balanced a hairclip on top of it to test how much it was quivering. Answer: a lot. I even held my breath and it was still jiggling all over the place. Now, I'm no scientist, but that just seems abnormal.
Update on RL:
- Got back from the writer's conference a few days ago, and it was awesome. I told Jon I would update LJ with how it went down, so I probably should. I'm just too lazy to right now.
- Gave my mom the best birthday ever, complete with a Dairy Queen cake. Ooh, I want to go eat some now. My sister put streamers everywhere. We were working together in harmony! It was delightful. My mom's gift was some art I bought from Etsy. Weiner dog and bunny art. Yarp.
- Made my dad cry because of how utterly awesome my Father's Day gift was. Then he left for Alaska for a job.
- I started replaying Xenosaga last night with Jason. MORE ON THIS LATER FUCK I LOVE THIS GAME |
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